"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "❤♠☹☯† i’m fine mom †☯☹♠❤”
have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
I already liked Old Economy Steve. So, it was only natural I’d like the Scumbag Baby Boomer meme as well.
I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.
the truth, it burns
legolas gets passionate about Dwarves
eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
not being able to get back to sleep
RMMBR: PLAYER 3 HAS JOINED THE GAME.
i see nothing in my future but gay fan fiction
i see nothing in my future but gay fanart
this goes out to all my new followers.
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy